Know Your Enemy

My Top 15 Old Metal Songs

1. Am I Evil by Diamond Head

2. War Pigs by Black Sabbath (and covered by Faith No More)

3. Holy Wars... The Punishment Due by Megadeth

4. Angel of Death by Slayer

5. Kill the King by Rainbow

6. Electric Eye by Judas Priest

7. Crystal Mountain by Death

8. BC AD by Nocturnus

9. Among the Living by Anthrax

10. The Great Southern Trendkill by Pantera

11. The End Complete by Obituary

12. Slave New World by Sepultura

13. Vampiria by Moonspell

14. Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse

15. Slash Dementia by Carcass

Top 40 Clichés used by Indian journalists

1. HIGH VOLTAGE DRAMA / HIGH DRAMA ("There was high-drama in the Bigg Boss house today as Dolly Bindra slapped two men in their sleep")

2. GOT A CLEAN CHIT ("Mr Chidambaram was shocked when he got a clean chit he wasn't expecting in the 2G note episode")

3. IN THE WEE HOURS ("The couple returned in the wee hours to find their house ransacked")

4. SHOW OF SUPPORT ("Mulayam's unexpected presence is being seen as a show of support")

5. LIFE CAME TO A STANDSTILL / SCREECHING HALT ("Rains have brought life to a standstill / screeching halt in Mumbai")

6. "PELTING" STONES ("Heavy stone-pelting in the Pahalgam area has forced Omar Abdullah to stop tweeting and start governing")

7. SEETHES IN ANGER ("The judge seethed in anger as the 2G Scam accused sat his wife on his lap during closing arguments")

8. FATE IS SEALED ("While Kiran Bedi's fate is sealed, Afzal Guru's is not")

9. THE REAL QUESTION IS... ("The real question is, what the hell does Mr Agnivesh think he is talking about?")

10. THE QUESTION NOW REMAINS...

11. KEEPING FINGERS CROSSED

12. WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH

13. FALLEN ON DEAF EARS

14. TURN A BLIND EYE

15. REMAINS TO BE SEEN

16. TIME WILL TELL

17. RAP ON KNUCKLES

18. PROVE TO BE A DAMPENER

19. PLAYED SPOILSPORT

20. SILVER LINING